If you watch Sportscenter, you know that Kenny Mayne has the tendency to make a
humorous remark. This is a compilation of the most humorous remarks.
Hear are some quotes I found:
This guy's smart or something. After Randy Page answered his first nine questions
correctly.
Thank god you finally missed one. After Randy Page missed his first question in
15 tries.
You're in the lead, but that's cheating because you're the only guy that's gone so
far. After the first contestant's performance in round one.
Under Warsaw convention rules, we flipped a coin. After a first round tie for first place.
Kenny: For $1,000,000, what number am I thinking of?
Contestant: 3.
Kenny: 4. Let's continue with our show, though. Kenny on how to fill some extra space
If you're not getting ESPN Classic, get a hold of the same people that hooked you up with the Erotic Channel. Kenny
making a plug after the category "Classic Games" came up.
But before we do that, we have to go over the rules. The rules are: if you get a question right, you get a point.
Kenny on the rules of the game.
I'm pausing for dramatic effect. Kenny on drama.
Our contestant, Brian Robinson, answered Borque when the answer was Orr. We gave him credit for that. It did not affect
the outcome of that game. I say he keeps his point. He keeps it forever and enjoys that point. Good I'm glad I did that.
Kenny on a scoring error.
Peter Jacobsen: Greatest sporting event today.
Kenny: Absolutely, it should be Pay-Per-View. Kenny on the Ryder Cup.
When you said "L.T.," we accepted that. Under Chelsea Football Club rules, certain athletes are so known by their initials.
Kenny on the acceptability of initials given as an answer.
They're so cute at that age. Kenny on the contestants.
Step...Step...Trip! Kenny presenting the championship trophy.
From Charles W. Sheets:
And the crowd is gay. Kenny on one of Willy Gibson's upset wins.
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Rich, we have a muffin for you, along with some other fine ESPN stuff. After a contestant was knocked out after the
first round.
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